The Estrogen Brigade, Worldwide Edition

First of all: you naughty, naughty girls. Who knew that, out there in the quietest corners of our little world, there were women simply buzzing with the knowledge that - as Momma often said - women don't really need men, after all? (The "buzzing," as I've learned, is the sound of a dozen or so battery-powered somethings being wielded by some very determined ladies.)

I'm having some computer "issues," but I hope I'll soon be able to share with some of you the scanned images of the stuff they're asking me to welcome into my home come November 3rd. And then there's the lubes. And also the video tutorials.

But, until then, I'll just sit here, red-faced, and try to recall what in Heaven made me think that I was this open-minded, this adventurous, and this liberal. And I'll try to decide, all on my own, whether my new vibrator ought to have a separate clitoral stimulator.