Lewis F***ing Black... is the funniest son of a bitch to ever rock Westbury Music Fair (or any other venue, for that matter). I just got back from the show, and my insides hurt from laughing.
If you haven't caught his act on "The Daily Show" or seen his stand-up, you are missing one of the great comic talents of our time. Seriously. I would leave my husband for this guy. Funny trumps just about anything in my book.
He's cynical, wired and insanely bitter about the state of the world and its inhabitants. And I find this to be an irresistable combination. (Plus, I've always had a Catholic girl's fascination with Jewish men, and I've never been disappointed.)
Kudos, Lewis. And if you're ever in the market for a gently used shiksa, give me a buzz ...
posted by bogusboobs at 8:27 PM
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Oh you lucky girl, I love Lewis Black.....He is brilliant!!
I've never heard of him, but his credentials seem perfect for me...
1) he's Jewish
2) he's funny (he'd need to be with me)
3) is he single?
Grace, find out more more more please
lotsa luv ann xxxxx
OMG Grace, my parents used to take us to that place all the time. We heard Steve & Edie there when I was really young. And the musicals were awesome. I will have to checkout Lewis Black. I am not familar with him! :)
He's divorced, and my husband says he's not a father - or we'd have heard more about kids and etc. No question he's brilliant and irreverent. And he's got the longest, most elegant fingers since you-know-who ...
With you on the fingers and jewish men!
oh my goodness... long fingers too....he's perfect for me... does he come to London?
lotsa luv ann xxxx
Grace the matchmaker :) I haven't heard of him, but I love good comedy. I'm going to find him and give a listen.
My boyfriend wants to know if *all* Catholic girls are attracted to Jewish men... ;-)
Ladies, ladies... I REALLY hate to interrupt, but the reason LB is so attractive to you is not because he's a fine specimen, but because he's absolutely UNATTAINABLE. I would venture to say it's tantamount to thinking how nice it would be to own Marmaduke or some of those lovely furry little Gremlins... Watch out for the birdbath! Opps, there goes the western hemisphere...
Yes, LB and I have confounded some of the best Maitre' D's in Stockholm, and, let me tell you in all confidence, the hands tell the entire tale... That man is 200% all-kosher salami with a side of gefilte fish! Plus, he can hold an amazing amount of single-malt scotch.
But let me tell you, my darlings, having him around the house would be like having Andrew Dice Clay's uncle STEW coming over and raising your children... And, yes, I believe this world needs more loud, irreverant, foul-mouthed comics but, really, do YOU want to be the ones raising them??
Food for thought...
Now could you please pass the Tzimmes and the Kishka?
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