I Think ...
... that my husband has found my blog. I guess it was just a matter of time; he's far more computer literate than I. But he's not talking, so I can't be sure.
So this is for you, baby: Please know that I love you, and that you have my whole heart. But I need my girls and I need my outlet.
So go on now, please, and let me spew my frustrations and my joys out into cyberspace. If something's really up, I promise you'll be the first to know.
Oh, and it's veal parmesan for dinner tonight ... so be on time.
posted by bogusboobs at 8:54 AM
7 Comments:
1) DAMN
2) YUMMY
I'd hate if one of my family found my blog and I'd deny it was mine. jen x
Grace: I have said it before and I am saying it again, I am moving closer to you so I can come to your house and eat dinner everynight. You are the only person I know who cooks wonderful meals everynight. I thought you were so sweet when you offered me receipes the other night when we were chatting. Before sending the receipes you would need to send me instructions on how to use the stove, oven and just about everything in the kitchen but the microwave.
Grace's husband: We are a harmless group. You have a wonderful wife who loves you very much so don't be late for dinner. :)
Hi, Grace's Husband? Jen here. She's so wonderful she makes the rest of us feel bad about ourselves. You are one lucky man. Don't blow it and raise your game, buddy, if you know what I mean and, since you've been reading her blog, you oh so clearly do. Women vent and rage to each other; you all don't talk much about relationships and sex or if you do it's with that pained look so common in dentist office waiting rooms so a girl's got to have a place to let off a little steam. Don't take it to heart, but don't come back. A girl's also got to have a place where she can let her hair down and not worry about hurting anyone's feelings. You come off pretty good, so don't fuck around here. Let it go and be glad this goddess has chosen to share her life with you. Trust me, I know something about women (being one, dontchaknow) and you scored heavy with Grace. No go away, honey, and make sure you make her happy more than 2-3 times a week. It's a win-win situation.
Love,
Jen
See, aren't they great?
::waves to Grace's husband::
By the way, my boyfriend must *never* find your blog. He'd leave me just to have you cook for him ;-)
Hi Grace's Babe!!!
**Flashes**
If you're anything as cool as your lady, I salute you!
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