Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Polygyny

Idea no. 2 for improving my sex life, that is. Can't you just imagine? Two paychecks; two lawn-cutters; two spider-mashers.

And two chances for a little tumble ... just to make all of those dirty dishes, smelly clothes and poopy nappies fade into memory!

SIGN ME UP!

8 Comments:

Blogger Finn said...

Sounds fair enough to me.

Maybe Vincent is available?

3:56 PM  
Blogger eliza said...

Why the hell would you want 2 of them??

Yeah,the sex may be great but think of the downside.OK,there is no downside :)

Eliza xxxxx

12:53 PM  
Blogger bogusboobs said...

Eliza's right, of course. Two means two tempers, two sets of dirty socks, and ...

Maybe I should just invest in a couple of electronic gadgets and some DVDs and call it a day!

1:43 PM  
Blogger Criminal Minds Fan said...

I agree that you should rethink this plan. Too many negatives. :)

6:34 PM  
Blogger Criminal Minds Fan said...

I hope you have a wonderful Easter full of chocolate and smiles and lots of hot SEX. :)

5:10 AM  
Blogger Axe said...

I hope you get some soon, Babe! And I'm not referring to chocolate....

I think in a sick way (with reality I'm perfectly aware of) I don't even try to have sex, unless it's with Vincent.
Howz that for Twilight Zone?

8:01 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

mama NEVER said there'd be days like these. Never and I, for one, am pissed that I didn't get fair warning. I'm in the same lonely boat as you, Grace, and not at all happy about it. I never imagined in a million years...well, hell. Who the hell knew?

9:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ain't that the truth...

5:19 AM  

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