Vincent D'Onofrio ...
... is going to be at the NBC Experience this morning signing copies of the Season 2 DVD. And, despite the fact that I am within shouting distance of NBC, and that I love each and every one of my far-away (yet devoted) LO:CI friends, I'm afraid that I won't be able to get myself there.
"Chain me to the bedpost," I begged my husband.
"Pardon?" he replied, a little astonished.
"It's just that I'm afraid I won't be able to resist the urge to head on over there and scream in his face like a teenager on crack: 'Ann wanted to be here, but she's planning a wedding! Jill has a teenage daughter and two dogs! Kate has boys and a congregation! Jen has a child and a business to run! Riccie is up to her knees is new technology and a grandchild! Finn is in Israel, for God's sake! I'm here for them!!'
"So please - if you love me - lock me in the basement and hide the car keys, won't you honey?"
"Of course I will, darling," he replied, and kissed me on the forehead. "Now go take your meds."
Again, I'm sorry for having failed you all.
posted by bogusboobs at 5:28 AM
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Thanks to all of you who forgave me privately for my shyness. Maybe when they release Season 4, in another ten years ...
I love you Grace ... of course I forgive you ...
lotsa luv ann xxxxx
I thought he's there on the 12th...
But of course we forgive you ;-)
Oh, shit ... I'm free then also. My wrists are still stinging from the damn handcuffs, and the bedpost is all scuffed ... what's a girl to do!
Awe, sweetie, there's nothing at all to forgive! The mere fact that you would remember all of us in such a situation is good enough for me! Ahhh...more fantasies about VDO...yeah buddy :)
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